April 2005 Archives

This post is dedicated to today's pollen count of 1,690 here in Atlanta. If you have no clue what that means, 120 + is considered EXTREME! (sneeze, sniffle, shake)- come on and do it with me, its the seasonal dance craze!

Kia: you aint shit
PRIME: ?!?
PRIME: da hell I do now
Kia: how you just gon' roll out and be away like that
PRIME: I fell asleep
Kia: ummhm
Kia: just like the blacks
PRIME: I tole u I had the itis
PRIME: you had plenty of warning
Kia: lol
Kia: coulda said "bye" or somethin to indicate your departure
Kia: but oooooh nooooo
PRIME: I tole you, I fell alseep
Kia: you had to fiddle with your balls and go to sleep
PRIME: hells yeah
Kia: lol
Kia: nasty fucker
PRIME: my balls are my only non-judgmental friends
PRIME: they don't complain... much
PRIME: they don't talk back
Kia: are you sure?
PRIME: they are always there when I need them
Kia: i wonder if elmo is fiddling with his balls
Kia: need them?
Kia: hell you need em for?
PRIME: comfort
Kia: nigga it aint like they can hug you
PRIME: and pleasure
PRIME: they can do betta than that
Kia: balls don't give you pleasure
Kia: they make babies
PRIME: shows how much YOU know
Kia: unless somebody suck on them lil nasty things
Kia: *shudders*
PRIME: how you gonna tell me what balls do and don't do, you ain't got none
Kia: youown know what i got!
PRIME: FREAK!
Kia: so!